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Dear Abby, I have a '98 Civic HX Coupe sitting in my garage waiting to be sold by my brother. The car needs about $1000 worth of repairs (big dent, tire, and timing belts). I was planning on swapping with a B18C5 eventually. The car is worth ~$6,500 on KBB. The lowest he will go is $4,500. However, ...

You should just coat the rest of the car with glue so that it blends in. It'll give it a glossy/shiny look.

1. Sap
2. Super Glue
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