joke of the day.

Bbasso · Post by **Bbasso** » September 22nd, 2005, 2:06 pm

A cop was on his horse, waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her shiny new bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there sir.

Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl said, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

jetydosa · Post by **jetydosa** » September 22nd, 2005, 5:28 pm

Bbasso · Post by **Bbasso** » September 22nd, 2005, 5:43 pm

You know you laughed

R1366 · Post by **R1366** » September 24th, 2005, 12:53 am

INSTINCT · Post by **INSTINCT** » September 24th, 2005, 7:00 pm

Good Stuff

walker111 · Post by **walker111** » September 26th, 2005, 2:56 pm

lol, thats good