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mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 22nd, 2006, 11:38 pm

Moooooooooo!!!!!

Moo-doo-voo-doo on all who defy me! Bow before my shiny squirrel testicles! Muahahhahah!

mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 22nd, 2006, 11:39 pm

brokenhearted wrote:I'm allergic to whiskey. Everytime I drink it I break out in handcuffs.

Thats a good thing!

*hands dawn some whiskey*

Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds · August 22nd, 2006, 11:50 pm

mythias wrote:
brokenhearted wrote:I'm allergic to whiskey. Everytime I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
Thats a good thing!

*hands dawn some whiskey*

LOL
Not sexy handcuffs!!!

Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds · August 22nd, 2006, 11:52 pm

mythias wrote: I am a psychic psycho. So is Brad.

That Brad is bad news.
*shakes head*
Bad, bad news.

Post by **Doespike** » August 22nd, 2006, 11:52 pm

brokenhearted wrote:
mythias wrote:
brokenhearted wrote:I'm allergic to whiskey. Everytime I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
Thats a good thing!

*hands dawn some whiskey*
LOL
Not sexy handcuffs!!!

awwwwwwwww, that ruined it, forgot there was a legitinmate use for em

mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 22nd, 2006, 11:57 pm

brokenhearted wrote:
mythias wrote:
brokenhearted wrote:I'm allergic to whiskey. Everytime I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
Thats a good thing!

*hands dawn some whiskey*
LOL
Not sexy handcuffs!!!

sexy handcuffs are toys.. I purchased state police issue ones. The real deal is sexier.

Thats also why I use real padlocks on my chains. If yer gonna go bondage, ya may as well do it right.

mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 22nd, 2006, 11:58 pm

brokenhearted wrote:
mythias wrote: I am a psychic psycho. So is Brad.
That Brad is bad news.
*shakes head*
Bad, bad news.

Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds · August 22nd, 2006, 11:58 pm

Doespike wrote:
brokenhearted wrote:
mythias wrote:
brokenhearted wrote:I'm allergic to whiskey. Everytime I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
Thats a good thing!

*hands dawn some whiskey*
LOL
Not sexy handcuffs!!!
awwwwwwwww, that ruined it, forgot there was a legitinmate use for em

LOL
Yup.
Apparently cops don't like it when you kick their car.
I warned him I'd do it...... what a knob.

mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 22nd, 2006, 11:59 pm

Doespike wrote:
brokenhearted wrote:
mythias wrote:
brokenhearted wrote:I'm allergic to whiskey. Everytime I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
Thats a good thing!

*hands dawn some whiskey*
LOL
Not sexy handcuffs!!!
awwwwwwwww, that ruined it, forgot there was a legitinmate use for em

Thats for silly people who get arrested pissing on thier own car. Only idiots or crazy people do that..

Wait a second..

Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds · August 22nd, 2006, 11:59 pm

mythias wrote: sexy handcuffs are toys.. I purchased state police issue ones. The real deal is sexier.

Thats also why I use real padlocks on my chains. If yer gonna go bondage, ya may as well do it right.

*highfives*

You got er down partner.

mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 23rd, 2006, 12:00 am

brokenhearted wrote:LOL
Yup.
Apparently cops don't like it when you kick their car.
I warned him I'd do it...... what a knob.

They also dont like this:

State Trooper: "Any wepons or drugs in the car, sonny?"
Brad: "What the fuck you talking about, you fat doghnut eater speed nazi?"
State Trooper: (with smug offended look on his face, turning to look into the back of a half-stripped sportscar, with rifle cases and a RUGER box) "OK, get out of the car and keep your hands where I can see them" (while calling for backup).

mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 23rd, 2006, 12:01 am

brokenhearted wrote:
mythias wrote: sexy handcuffs are toys.. I purchased state police issue ones. The real deal is sexier.

Thats also why I use real padlocks on my chains. If yer gonna go bondage, ya may as well do it right.
*highfives*

You got er down partner.

Thats kind of the point.

Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds · August 23rd, 2006, 12:02 am

mythias wrote:
brokenhearted wrote:LOL
Yup.
Apparently cops don't like it when you kick their car.
I warned him I'd do it...... what a knob.
They also dont like this:

State Trooper: "Any wepons or drugs in the car, sonny?"
Brad: "What the fuck you talking about, you fat doghnut eater speed nazi?"
State Trooper: (with smug offended look on his face, turning to look into the back of a half-stripped sportscar, with rifle cases and a RUGER box) "OK, get out of the car and keep your hands where I can see them" (while calling for backup).

And that is why we are such good friends. You drunken wonder.

Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds · August 23rd, 2006, 12:03 am

mythias wrote: Thats for silly people who get arrested pissing on thier own car. Only idiots or crazy people do that..

Wait a second..

BWAAHHAAAHAHHAA!! I forgot about that!!

mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 23rd, 2006, 12:06 am

brokenhearted wrote: LOL
Yup.
Apparently cops don't like it when you kick their car.
I warned him I'd do it...... what a knob.

That reminds me--

In 10th grade in my art photagraphy class we had to take a "damatic irony" picture. For mine, I had my camera and a fold-up tripod and roamed around on my bicycle until I found a cop car parked in a parking lot. I setup the camera quickly, a put a 30 second timer on it. I sat on the hood of the cop car, and pulled a bowl out of my bag and packed it as the camera took the picture. I was suspended for 10 days.

Post by **Doespike** » August 23rd, 2006, 12:07 am

mythias wrote:
brokenhearted wrote:LOL
Yup.
Apparently cops don't like it when you kick their car.
I warned him I'd do it...... what a knob.
They also dont like this:

State Trooper: "Any wepons or drugs in the car, sonny?"
Brad: "What the fuck you talking about, you fat doghnut eater speed nazi?"
State Trooper: (with smug offended look on his face, turning to look into the back of a half-stripped sportscar, with rifle cases and a RUGER box) "OK, get out of the car and keep your hands where I can see them" (while calling for backup).

Well of course, its the perfect hunting rig. Stripped out the back seats cause you don't want blood stains!! Could he not put 2 an d2 together??? Rifles duh, deer ain't gonna jump in the 3rd door!?!

Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds · August 23rd, 2006, 12:07 am

mythias wrote:
brokenhearted wrote: LOL
Yup.
Apparently cops don't like it when you kick their car.
I warned him I'd do it...... what a knob.
That reminds me--

In 10th grade in my art photagraphy class we had to take a "damatic irony" picture. For mine, I had my camera and a fold-up tripod and roamed around on my bicycle until I found a cop car parked in a parking lot. I setup the camera quickly, a put a 30 second timer on it. I sat on the hood of the cop car, and pulled a bowl out of my bag and packed it as the camera took the picture. I was suspended for 10 days.

LOL
I love it!! That is awesome. You are my idol.

mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 23rd, 2006, 12:08 am

brokenhearted wrote: And that is why we are such good friends. You drunken wonder.

And that is why we are the debauched dictators! :hug:

mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 23rd, 2006, 12:10 am

Doespike wrote:Well of course, its the perfect hunting rig. Stripped out the back seats cause you don't want blood stains!! Could he not put 2 an d2 together??? Rifles duh, deer ain't gonna jump in the 3rd door!?!

Well the problem was he asked me if I had any weapons in the car. I said no. Some were visible. I had 6 rifles and a handgun in the ITR along with hundreds of rounds of ammunition, and I believe I also had a pound or two of pyrodex/blackpowder.

mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 23rd, 2006, 12:11 am

brokenhearted wrote:
mythias wrote: Thats for silly people who get arrested pissing on thier own car. Only idiots or crazy people do that..

Wait a second..
BWAAHHAAAHAHHAA!! I forgot about that!!

Yeah, thats one of my shameful drunken moments.

Post by **Doespike** » August 23rd, 2006, 12:12 am

mythias wrote:
Doespike wrote:Well of course, its the perfect hunting rig. Stripped out the back seats cause you don't want blood stains!! Could he not put 2 an d2 together??? Rifles duh, deer ain't gonna jump in the 3rd door!?!
Well the problem was he asked me if I had any weapons in the car. I said no. Some were visible. I had 6 rifles and a handgun in the ITR along with hundreds of rounds of ammunition, and I believe I also had a pound or two of pyrodex/blackpowder.

hahahhahahahahah NICE, just a lil weekend huntin' trip offeeesir

Post by **Doespike** » August 23rd, 2006, 12:14 am

mythias wrote:
brokenhearted wrote:
mythias wrote: Thats for silly people who get arrested pissing on thier own car. Only idiots or crazy people do that..

Wait a second..
BWAAHHAAAHAHHAA!! I forgot about that!!
Yeah, thats one of my shameful drunken moments.

On your own car?!?!?! Wow, I mean, I've pissed on my sneakers(not wearing them), but damn, not my Integra!#@$!

mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 23rd, 2006, 12:15 am

brokenhearted wrote:LOL
I love it!! That is awesome. You are my idol.

LOL.. thanks... I think!

Less than a year later I was expelled from High School, and I never returned.

-Brad, who has 1 degree and soon will have 3 (picked up econ as another major since it will only take an additional 2 courses), without having ever graduated highschool or getting a GED. woot!

mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 23rd, 2006, 12:15 am

Doespike wrote:
mythias wrote:
Doespike wrote:Well of course, its the perfect hunting rig. Stripped out the back seats cause you don't want blood stains!! Could he not put 2 an d2 together??? Rifles duh, deer ain't gonna jump in the 3rd door!?!
Well the problem was he asked me if I had any weapons in the car. I said no. Some were visible. I had 6 rifles and a handgun in the ITR along with hundreds of rounds of ammunition, and I believe I also had a pound or two of pyrodex/blackpowder.
hahahhahahahahah NICE, just a lil weekend huntin' trip offeeesir

Nope, ITR Militia meet.

mythias · Post by **mythias** » August 23rd, 2006, 12:16 am

Doespike wrote:
mythias wrote:
brokenhearted wrote:
mythias wrote: Thats for silly people who get arrested pissing on thier own car. Only idiots or crazy people do that..

Wait a second..
BWAAHHAAAHAHHAA!! I forgot about that!!
Yeah, thats one of my shameful drunken moments.
On your own car?!?!?! Wow, I mean, I've pissed on my sneakers(not wearing them), but damn, not my Integra!#@$!

Who said it was my ITR?