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I, in real life had a female stalker. Not a cool thing either. That was the Ex, who was a wee bit phycotic...

Mugen Mike wrote:

brokenhearted wrote:Oh BTW, stalker, I happen to know that you have the ability to look like the uni-bomber

My my my, how the tables turn when the stalker become the stalkee

You wouldn't be my first female stalker.

Ooooooooh. I forgot you were the groupie king!!

Well you were my first stalker Dammit!!! I want groupies!!!

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Dave B wrote:I, in real life had a female stalker. Not a cool thing either. That was the Ex, who was a wee bit phycotic...

Yeah in real life, not so fun. It's usually the obsessed ex girlfriends too. Crazies. Kinda makes me wonder though, weren't they always crazy?? Or did they just turn crazy?? You think they'd have been at least a little nuts from the beginning.....

Dave B wrote:Page 49 is Mine...

brokenhearted wrote:

Dave B wrote:I, in real life had a female stalker. Not a cool thing either. That was the Ex, who was a wee bit phycotic...

Yeah in real life, not so fun. It's usually the obsessed ex girlfriends too. Crazies. Kinda makes me wonder though, weren't they always crazy?? Or did they just turn crazy?? You think they'd have been at least a little nuts from the beginning.....

Yeah, she was a little off, but all women are.... There were other reasons that kept me around though...

Dawn Angry, Dawn Smash???

brokenhearted wrote:Ahhhhh. I wish buddy. Hopefully your day is almost over?

yeah....only an hour left, but I'm sore and tired and need to give myself a haircut and go to the bank

Dave B wrote:

brokenhearted wrote:

Dave B wrote:I, in real life had a female stalker. Not a cool thing either. That was the Ex, who was a wee bit phycotic...

Yeah in real life, not so fun. It's usually the obsessed ex girlfriends too. Crazies. Kinda makes me wonder though, weren't they always crazy?? Or did they just turn crazy?? You think they'd have been at least a little nuts from the beginning.....

Yeah, she was a little off, but all women are.... There were other reasons that kept me around though...

Dawn Angry, Dawn Smash???

ALMOST!!!!

As for the other reasons...... she could suck a ping-pong ball through a straw and breathe through her ears?

Erik95LS wrote:

brokenhearted wrote:Ahhhhh. I wish buddy. Hopefully your day is almost over?

yeah....only an hour left, but I'm sore and tired and need to give myself a haircut and go to the bank

Kudos to you for being able to cut your own hair..... I friggin' hate getting my hair cut

An hours not so bad!!

brokenhearted wrote:An hours not so bad!!

It is when you think about it in 5 second increments.

You could cut your own hair too if you had my haircut.

Erik95LS wrote:

brokenhearted wrote:An hours not so bad!!

It is when you think about it in 5 second increments.

You could cut your own hair too if you had my haircut.

LOL@ 5 second increments!! I know what you mean!!

Some how I don't think I can pull off the short hair ..... although I threaten to cut it all off constantly!!!

brokenhearted wrote:Yeah in real life, not so fun. It's usually the obsessed ex girlfriends too. Crazies. Kinda makes me wonder though, weren't they always crazy?? Or did they just turn crazy?? You think they'd have been at least a little nuts from the beginning.....

There was a girl I had as a "booty call" on and off for about 3 years. Now mind you I had never even taken this girl on a date, and she claimed she was in love with me. If we were at the same bar I wouldn't even talk to her, but we'd meet up afterwards.

Eventually I got bored with her and stopped hooking up with her.She would still call pretty much every weekend for about 6 months. After the night she called 13 times within a 2 hour period between 12:00 and 2:00 am, it was time to change my phone #. She's now married to a friend of mine.

brokenhearted wrote:

Dave B wrote:

brokenhearted wrote:

Dave B wrote:I, in real life had a female stalker. Not a cool thing either. That was the Ex, who was a wee bit phycotic...

Yeah in real life, not so fun. It's usually the obsessed ex girlfriends too. Crazies. Kinda makes me wonder though, weren't they always crazy?? Or did they just turn crazy?? You think they'd have been at least a little nuts from the beginning.....

Yeah, she was a little off, but all women are.... There were other reasons that kept me around though...

Dawn Angry, Dawn Smash???

ALMOST!!!!

As for the other reasons...... she could suck a ping-pong ball through a straw and breathe through her ears?

Freak!!! Potty mouth too!

I usually say she can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose!

Mugen Mike wrote:

brokenhearted wrote:Yeah in real life, not so fun. It's usually the obsessed ex girlfriends too. Crazies. Kinda makes me wonder though, weren't they always crazy?? Or did they just turn crazy?? You think they'd have been at least a little nuts from the beginning.....

There was a girl I had as a "booty call" on and off for about 3 years. Now mind you I had never even taken this girl on a date, and she claimed she was in love with me. If we were at the same bar I wouldn't even talk to her, but we'd meet up afterwards.

Eventually I got bored with her and stopped hooking up with her.She would still call pretty much every weekend for about 6 months. After the night she called 13 times within a 2 hour period between 12:00 and 2:00 am, it was time to change my phone #. She's now married to a friend of mine.

Holy sh*t. That is crazy. It's funny she was on call for 3 years with no dates or the like and said she was in love with you!! No wonder I even think most chicks are crazy..... it's stories like that when you're like "ohhhhhhhh boy"

And now she's married to your friend?? THAT's the funny part!!

Mugen Mike wrote:

brokenhearted wrote:Yeah in real life, not so fun. It's usually the obsessed ex girlfriends too. Crazies. Kinda makes me wonder though, weren't they always crazy?? Or did they just turn crazy?? You think they'd have been at least a little nuts from the beginning.....

There was a girl I had as a "booty call" on and off for about 3 years. Now mind you I had never even taken this girl on a date, and she claimed she was in love with me. If we were at the same bar I wouldn't even talk to her, but we'd meet up afterwards.

Eventually I got bored with her and stopped hooking up with her.She would still call pretty much every weekend for about 6 months. After the night she called 13 times within a 2 hour period between 12:00 and 2:00 am, it was time to change my phone #. She's now married to a friend of mine.

If I "used" a girl strictly for ass for three years then I would expect her to be psycho when I cut her loose. You shouldve been smarter than that!! How the hell is your "friend" married to a girl you banged out for 3 years???

<could never date a girl my friend banged out!!!

walker111 wrote:
I usually say she can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose!

but how many feet of garden hose?

Erik95LS wrote:

walker111 wrote:
I usually say she can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose!

but how many feet of garden hose?

Sure, be the comedian...

But yeah, how could your friend be married to the chick you banged for 3 years? Does he know?

Dave B wrote:But yeah, how could your friend be married to the chick you banged for 3 years? Does he know?

Haha, I have no idea why he would want to marry her. We were never "close" friends, but have known each other for quite a while and have a lot of mutual friends. She also slept with about 8 of my other friends after I cut her off. He knows about all of them. They have 2 kids together now.

walker111 wrote:

brokenhearted wrote:
ALMOST!!!!

As for the other reasons...... she could suck a ping-pong ball through a straw and breathe through her ears?

Freak!!! Potty mouth too!

I usually say she can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose!

Straw, garden hose, same thing

I'm no more of a potty mouth than you are!!!

Damn dude, sounds like she's more than a "hookup" she sounds like a damn whore. Kinda like the rest of you fucks on here "whoring" it up...

Seriously though, hooking up with a friends ex, or ex booty call is a no no in my books. That leaves the door open for comments like so Bill, How's my D*ck taste?

Mugen Mike wrote:

Dave B wrote:But yeah, how could your friend be married to the chick you banged for 3 years? Does he know?

Haha, I have no idea why he would want to marry her. We were never "close" friends, but have known each other for quite a while and have a lot of mutual friends. She also slept with about 8 of my other friends after I cut her off. He knows about all of them. They have 2 kids together now.

Holy crap!! You and 8 other of your friends? There was probably more that you don't know about, too!! I bet she had the easiest childbirth ever!!!

You + 8 friends... Is that enough for a Bukkake???

Dave B wrote:You + 8 friends... Is that enough for a Bukkake???

LOL

Dave B wrote:Damn dude, sounds like she's more than a "hookup" she sounds like a damn whore.

Yeah, pretty much a whore. Her whole group of friends were the same way.

Dave B wrote:Seriously though, hooking up with a friends ex, or ex booty call is a no no in my books. That leaves the door open for comments like so Bill, How's my D*ck taste?

That's what happens when you have groupies.

brokenhearted wrote:Holy crap!! You and 8 other of your friends? There was probably more that you don't know about, too!! I bet she had the easiest childbirth ever!!!

Actually, I knew about all of them. My friends were all very open about it except one that tried to deny it, but another friend was at her place with one of her friends at the time and told me all about it. 8 was just a guess - i just added them up, and it was actually 11.