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Chris N wrote:
Erik95LS wrote:man oh man, I would love to see Dream Theater. So fucking awesome.
FUCKING SEVENTY FIVE BUCKS at the congress theater last spring. :mad:
I've been to 3 DT concerts, LA, ChiTown, DC. :lol:

Pics of our trip to Chicago Summer 2003 I'm the guy in the red shirt on the train.
Awesome trip! I always had this idea that Chicago was a dirty, shitty town. Like Detroit :lol: But it's So clean, well developed downtown, sweet nightlife 8)
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Did my first track day Sat.
http://www.hart-photography.com/photoca ... mage=72562
Left the track with a "stiffie" :shock: and reeking of brake dust. :twisted:
Think I'll shave Mitsu emblems, put Type-R stickers on the side and tell them "She's pregnant"!
I shaved my apexes...now it itches.
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Erik95LS wrote:
Chris N wrote:
Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds wrote: OMG! I almost forgot our sammich shoppe!!!!!!

:oops: oops :oops:
ERIK!!!!! She is trying to conveniently forget about the shoppe! :mad: :(

:P :lol:
Just like she keeps convieniently forgetting about the beard growing contest that she is right smack in the middle of.
I'm not playing!!!! :x
Clitz forfeited already, because he couldn't be emo and have a beard and well, he just wanted to be emo instead.

:P
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Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds wrote: I'm not playing!!!! :x
Clitz forfeited already, because he couldn't be emo and have a beard and well, he just wanted to be emo instead.

:P
I have an emo razor. It shaved me after it tried to kill itsself.

I am restarting after that shave.
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Post by Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds »

Dave_B wrote:In the FUCKING basket!!!! Precious...

OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! :o
LMAO!!!

You guys are fucked. Seriously. You should all be medicated and put in rubber rooms.
:lol:
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Chris N wrote:
Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds wrote: Want me to kick myself in the shin?
huhuhu. nah. jast put the lotion in the basket :o

LOL.
Or else it gets the hose again. Yes precious it gets the hose!!!
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98 CW ITR 322 wrote:Did my first track day Sat.
http://www.hart-photography.com/photoca ... mage=72562
Left the track with a "stiffie" :shock: and reeking of brake dust. :twisted:
Think I'll shave Mitsu emblems, put Type-R stickers on the side and tell them "She's pregnant"!
I shaved my apexes...now it itches.
Nice... so you can hold the wheel at 10 and 2 .. and 6 :o :shock:

or leave a hand on the shifter and just 10 and 6 :P

what track?
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Chris N wrote:
Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds wrote: I'm not playing!!!! :x
Clitz forfeited already, because he couldn't be emo and have a beard and well, he just wanted to be emo instead.

:P
I have an emo razor. It shaved me after it tried to kill itsself.

I am restarting after that shave.
You didn't tell me you were having a do-over!! lol
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Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds wrote:
Dave_B wrote:In the FUCKING basket!!!! Precious...

OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! :o
LMAO!!!

You guys are fucked. Seriously. You should all be medicated and put in rubber rooms.
:lol:
Will that fucking come from a sweet great white northerner with an infatuation with DawnSoons? I'll take that fuckin anyday!!! :P

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Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds wrote:
You didn't tell me you were having a do-over!! lol
well erik is winning now. i figure i at least need to get a pic or two of some badassness on my face even tho i'm losing and will continue to do so :P
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Chris N wrote:
98 CW ITR 322 wrote:Did my first track day Sat.
http://www.hart-photography.com/photoca ... mage=72562
Left the track with a "stiffie" :shock: and reeking of brake dust. :twisted:
Think I'll shave Mitsu emblems, put Type-R stickers on the side and tell them "She's pregnant"!
I shaved my apexes...now it itches.
Nice... so you can hold the wheel at 10 and 2 .. and 6 :o :shock:

or leave a hand on the shifter and just 10 and 6 :P

what track?
That wasn't my hand! :lol:
Motorsports Ranch, the 1.7 mile track...Lot a turns![/u]
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Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds wrote:
I'm not playing!!!! :x
Clitz forfeited already, because he couldn't be emo and have a beard and well, he just wanted to be emo instead.

:P
Like I said before....it is IMPOSSIBLE to have a real beard and be EMO. It just doesn't work. No self-loathing emo kid would ever grow a beard. They're supposed to spend all their time working on their misfitesque hair, makeup, and looking like their 11 years old in the face. They figure it will make people pay more attention because its more sad the younger people commit suicide. :x /rant

Dave I cannot stop listening to that song! Is that a bad sign? Ted Levine FTW.

I think I'll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek. (cat would've been better)
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Something amusing I came across.

30 things I learned from porn

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.
-Erik

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I just have to share this:

[23:30] Bartek: well, you elected him - i never voted in US so there, you sicko!
[23:30] cnicastr: lol
[23:30] cnicastr: that congressman is from florida
[23:30] cnicastr: florida is the state that fucked up the election
[23:30] cnicastr: you know WHY
[23:30] cnicastr: ?
[23:31] cnicastr: because that congressman got a bunch of the votes STUCK TOGETHER while he was internet sexing kidd0z
[23:31] Bartek: because old people didn't know how to vote?
[23:31] cnicastr: thus the miscount

[23:32] Bartek: but wouldn't votes stuck together account for less than the actual number, making his total number of votes lower than it should be?
[23:32] cnicastr: right, so he got a bunch of Gore's votes stuck together
[23:32] Bartek: btw, how do we pick a congressman? i had the constitution test today, but blah
[23:32] cnicastr: PRESIDENT VOTE
[23:32] Bartek: lol
[23:32] cnicastr: talking about bush vs gore vote
[23:32] cnicastr: dumbass
[23:32] cnicastr: you can win autox nationals but you dont know what im talking about?
[23:33] Bartek: driving a car involves little english :P
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98 CW ITR 322 wrote:Did my first track day Sat.
http://www.hart-photography.com/photoca ... mage=72562
Left the track with a "stiffie" :shock: and reeking of brake dust. :twisted:
Think I'll shave Mitsu emblems, put Type-R stickers on the side and tell them "She's pregnant"!
I shaved my apexes...now it itches.
looks like fun man. Glad to see you out there enjoying yourself.
-Erik

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Chris N wrote:I just have to share this:
haha um......hahahaha
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Erik95LS wrote:Something amusing I came across.

30 things I learned from porn
LMAO!!!!

That was awesome!!!!

*highfives*
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I'm totally going for #6 these days on Erik's list :P

chris - who LOL x 1600 at that list.
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Erik95LS wrote:
Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds wrote:
I'm not playing!!!! :x
Clitz forfeited already, because he couldn't be emo and have a beard and well, he just wanted to be emo instead.

:P

Dave I cannot stop listening to that song! Is that a bad sign? Ted Levine FTW.

I think I'll make myself a cat from your right buttocks cheek.
I keep playing it over and over too!!!
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98 CW ITR 322 wrote:http://www.hart-photography.com/photoca ... mage=72584

Bye,Bye German car! :lol:
I had that same feeling on track, only my car wasn't pregnant. :lol:
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Chris N wrote:I'm totally going for #6 these days on Erik's list :P

chris - who LOL x 1600 at that list.
I'm lookig for a variation of #7, say the "Star Spangled Banner," or "Oh Canada" <hint,hint Dawn>
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Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds wrote:
Erik95LS wrote:Something amusing I came across.

30 things I learned from porn
LMAO!!!!

That was awesome!!!!

*highfives*
LMFAO!! I've learned most of those! Although #8 is all wrong. Women always beat me to it :lol:
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Chris N wrote:I'm totally going for #6 these days on Erik's list :P
so you're now considering yourself a woman? :P
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OMG! LOLLlllll

one of my good buddies who drinks a ton too much and says some of the funnies shit i have ever heard was talking about this sort of thing and was hoping he could find a chick one day who would hum 'oh canada' while giving him a blow. LOL.

of course there was always his rendition of the humming of oh canada done with his finger in his mouth... omg. i think i lost an entire beer out my nose for that one.
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