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shit I'm tired......I'm going to be worthless here at work today

Whats up gents!! Dave, how was the beach? I'm jealous! Weekend was pretty boring..... Firday night I had an alarm at work and had to drive 60 miles to check it out Got home at 4 in the morning...

Beach was fuggin awesome. Only thing missing was some decent surf. Someone did actually get bitten by a shark not to far from where I was at. http://www.wftv.com/news/9488351/detail.html

Other than that, went through quite a few yeunglings and all that. Not to mention some other non-mentionables.

Dave B wrote:Beach was fuggin awesome. Only thing missing was some decent surf. Someone did actually get bitten by a shark not to far from where I was at. http://www.wftv.com/news/9488351/detail.html

Other than that, went through quite a few yeunglings and all that. Not to mention some other non-mentionables.

Jaws stirkes again!!!ftw

Willard wrote:Early = yummy

Early Times whisky?

Mugen Mike wrote:Early Times whisky?

After the exblow... Liquor will be on my p00 list for a while.

A few High Life's, Yuengling's, and Sierra's = happy time at the b-day party.

When I go swimming or diving I carry a rather large knife with me. For that one time I see a shark- it's not getting a piece of me without a fight. You might think it sounds silly to bring a knife to a shark fight but a shark's first bite does not do too much damage. It's for testing and tasting, and that's when a knife should be used. Right thru it's head! eye or anything else that will deter a bigger attack.

<-- sleeps well at night

OMG! speachless...

Bbasso wrote:When I go swimming or diving I carry a rather large knife with me. For that one time I see a shark- it's not getting a piece of me without a fight. You might think it sounds silly to bring a knife to a shark fight but a shark's first bite does not do too much damage. It's for testing and tasting, and that's when a knife should be used. Right thru it's head! eye or anything else that will deter a bigger attack.

<-- sleeps well at night

I bring a chainsaw with its own intake snorkel attached to a floating bouy above. Theres not a chance he's getting me without some major damage to himself. Just have to remember to fill up the tank before going in.

You guys = pussua's. I bring nothing but my baggies and my surf board. I've got a closed fist if that thing comes to close. Otherwise, I don't want a knife in my pocket.

Dave B wrote:You guys = pussua's. I bring nothing but my baggies and my surf board. I've got a closed fist if that thing comes to close. Otherwise, I don't want a knife in my pocket.

stab yourself in the torpedo a few too many times?

Erik95LS wrote:

Dave B wrote:You guys = pussua's. I bring nothing but my baggies and my surf board. I've got a closed fist if that thing comes to close. Otherwise, I don't want a knife in my pocket.

stab yourself in the torpedo a few too many times?

No sir, but if you go back and really read about what attracts the sharks in the first place... It's shiny objects in the water. I'm already putting myself out there with my shadow of a "seal" But really, no need for a knife. Trust me, if I see one coming he's going to get a mouthful of surfboard, pointed end first followed by several punches to the nose and a judo knife fist to the gills.

Who said my knife was shinny?
It's like this f00z

If I was attacked by a shark, everyone on shore would get one hell of a show!!! Either the shark takes me and I dont return to shore, or my big ass comes walking out of the water dragging a shark with me!!! It would be one hell of a fight!

Definately a slow monday!

sefen-d fower

Good morning, shark wrestling whores....

What up girl? Joo clean the dirt yet?

I saw a show last night the reminded me of boob dirt. The half ton man!!! Dude had huge man boobs!!

walker111 wrote:What up girl? Joo clean the dirt yet?

I saw a show last night the reminded me of boob dirt. The half ton man!!! Dude had huge man boobs!!

Hi Jim.

*sticks up middle finger*

Dave, I'll write you an e-mail later today.


Hope fishing was fun!

Mornin Dawn. Jim the shark wrestler? We'll see about that in a few weeks.

<--- Awaits Jim telling me there's no way in hell he's going in the water.


Jim, I'll find you a long board if you want to give it the old college try.

brokenhearted wrote:Dave, I'll write you an e-mail later today.


Hope fishing was fun!

Cool, I'll be waiting.

As for fishing? I caught a hell of a buzz!!!

brokenhearted wrote:

walker111 wrote:What up girl? Joo clean the dirt yet?

I saw a show last night the reminded me of boob dirt. The half ton man!!! Dude had huge man boobs!!

Hi Jim.

*sticks up middle finger*

lol!!!!!

Dave B wrote:Mornin Dawn. Jim the shark wrestler? We'll see about that in a few weeks.

<--- Awaits Jim telling me there's no way in hell he's going in the water.


Jim, I'll find you a long board if you want to give it the old college try.

No shark will keep me out of the water while I'm down there!!! Girlfriend maybe, me no way jose!

Dave B wrote:

brokenhearted wrote:Dave, I'll write you an e-mail later today.


Hope fishing was fun!

Cool, I'll be waiting.

As for fishing? I caught a hell of a buzz!!!

lol
let me guess what you used for bait.....