itrsteez wrote:I've been leading on the guy with the $1000 tow hooks that I've sent payment, how should we have fun with this?
How about I call you out in that thread as being a scammer since your check bounced that you sent me for some porn dvd's?
Make it midget porn.
Eric, go on that thread and question my character. Make up some longwinded and confusing story about some elaborate trade, be sure to use zero grammar or punctuation to throw everybody off. Say shit like
he tol me that he wuld trade t34 turbo 4 my 95 civic sedan once the title got bak from the dmv but it took like 4 months lol so then i tried to trade my x360 with tiger wods 2009 but he says...................
just make it go on for a day and then say you want to buy it and find out where he lives then googlemap and find a small town within 25 minutes and say you have a cousin that lives there and that he'd meet you at del taco on satruday to pick it up. (I say del taco as it should be assumed he's in california)
Dave_B wrote:Steezy... you've put WAY to much thought into this...
I like it sir.
dude this is a great opportunity to have fun. a $1000 tow hook makes $4000 seats look like a bargain. I'm not sure if you knew but ancient civilizations used spoon tow hooks for currency.
Would be a good time to throw a Zimmer quote in that thread
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HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. FROST, I’D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I’LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON’T CHAP. YOU’LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.
"
'How'd I get screwed into going to this dinner?" demands Gen. Stanley McChrystal.
"The dinner comes with the position, sir," says his chief of staff, Col. Charlie Flynn.
McChrystal turns sharply in his chair.
"Hey, Charlie," he asks, "does this come with the position?"
McChrystal gives him the middle finger.
I like this article already.
Yeah that one, he got put in charge of everything in Afghanistan. He didn't agree with a lot of stuff from DC nor the personalities suggestions were coming from and didn't care to take it sitting down. That whole article was nothing but awesome.
I still lol over this
"I'd rather have my ass kicked by a roomful of people than go out to this dinner," McChrystal says.
He pauses a beat.
"Unfortunately," he adds, "no one in this room could do it."
not a bad read an I agree. Either way that area can not be conquered, never has and never will be. The stronger our presence of conventional forces will only band the tribal fighters together further. We just need to wage the war with clandestine forces and call it a day.
itrsteez wrote:Too soon, we have to string him along for a few days and then just say "i'm not buying your 1,000 tow hook... moron"
Thats crackin me up. A little more ammo.....
He bought them on ebay a few months back for around $800 iirc.
It missing one of the bolts and it was missing when he bought it, yet he still wants more than anybody else that has them.
I wonder if the OP has been checking in on his thread at all today. Says he hasn't been on since this morning. Probably figuring out what Caribbean cruise he's going on after he sells his tow hooks
Just got the hospital bill for the ankle, it came just short of 26k... with that being said out of the 11 guys in the van I'm glad it happened to me, I only know of one other person that had insurance coverage.
