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Posted: August 22nd, 2006, 11:38 pm
by mythias
Moooooooooo!!!!!
Moo-doo-voo-doo on all who defy me! Bow before my shiny squirrel testicles! Muahahhahah!
Posted: August 22nd, 2006, 11:39 pm
by mythias
brokenhearted wrote:I'm allergic to whiskey. Everytime I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
Thats a good thing!
*hands dawn some whiskey*
Posted: August 22nd, 2006, 11:50 pm
by Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds
mythias wrote:brokenhearted wrote:I'm allergic to whiskey. Everytime I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
Thats a good thing!
*hands dawn some whiskey*
LOL
Not
sexy handcuffs!!!
Posted: August 22nd, 2006, 11:52 pm
by Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds
mythias wrote:
I am a psychic psycho. So is Brad.
That Brad is bad news.
*shakes head*
Bad, bad news.
Posted: August 22nd, 2006, 11:52 pm
by Doespike
brokenhearted wrote:mythias wrote:brokenhearted wrote:I'm allergic to whiskey. Everytime I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
Thats a good thing!
*hands dawn some whiskey*
LOL
Not
sexy handcuffs!!!
awwwwwwwww, that ruined it, forgot there was a legitinmate use for em
Posted: August 22nd, 2006, 11:57 pm
by mythias
brokenhearted wrote:mythias wrote:brokenhearted wrote:I'm allergic to whiskey. Everytime I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
Thats a good thing!
*hands dawn some whiskey*
LOL
Not
sexy handcuffs!!!
sexy handcuffs are toys.. I purchased state police issue ones. The real deal is sexier.
Thats also why I use real padlocks on my chains. If yer gonna go bondage, ya may as well do it right.
Posted: August 22nd, 2006, 11:58 pm
by mythias
brokenhearted wrote:mythias wrote:
I am a psychic psycho. So is Brad.
That Brad is bad news.
*shakes head*
Bad, bad news.
Posted: August 22nd, 2006, 11:58 pm
by Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds
Doespike wrote:brokenhearted wrote:mythias wrote:brokenhearted wrote:I'm allergic to whiskey. Everytime I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
Thats a good thing!
*hands dawn some whiskey*
LOL
Not
sexy handcuffs!!!
awwwwwwwww, that ruined it, forgot there was a legitinmate use for em
LOL
Yup.
Apparently cops don't like it when you kick their car.
I warned him I'd do it...... what a knob.
Posted: August 22nd, 2006, 11:59 pm
by mythias
Doespike wrote:brokenhearted wrote:mythias wrote:brokenhearted wrote:I'm allergic to whiskey. Everytime I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
Thats a good thing!
*hands dawn some whiskey*
LOL
Not
sexy handcuffs!!!
awwwwwwwww, that ruined it, forgot there was a legitinmate use for em
Thats for silly people who get arrested pissing on thier own car. Only idiots or crazy people do that..
Wait a second..
Posted: August 22nd, 2006, 11:59 pm
by Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds
mythias wrote:
sexy handcuffs are toys.. I purchased state police issue ones. The real deal is sexier.
Thats also why I use real padlocks on my chains. If yer gonna go bondage, ya may as well do it right.
*highfives*
You got er down partner.
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:00 am
by mythias
brokenhearted wrote:LOL
Yup.
Apparently cops don't like it when you kick their car.
I warned him I'd do it...... what a knob.
They also dont like this:
State Trooper: "Any wepons or drugs in the car, sonny?"
Brad: "What the fuck you talking about, you fat doghnut eater speed nazi?"
State Trooper: (with smug offended look on his face, turning to look into the back of a half-stripped sportscar, with rifle cases and a RUGER box) "OK, get out of the car and keep your hands where I can see them" (while calling for backup).
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:01 am
by mythias
brokenhearted wrote:mythias wrote:
sexy handcuffs are toys.. I purchased state police issue ones. The real deal is sexier.
Thats also why I use real padlocks on my chains. If yer gonna go bondage, ya may as well do it right.
*highfives*
You got er down partner.
Thats kind of the point.
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:02 am
by Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds
mythias wrote:brokenhearted wrote:LOL
Yup.
Apparently cops don't like it when you kick their car.
I warned him I'd do it...... what a knob.
They also dont like this:
State Trooper: "Any wepons or drugs in the car, sonny?"
Brad: "What the fuck you talking about, you fat doghnut eater speed nazi?"
State Trooper: (with smug offended look on his face, turning to look into the back of a half-stripped sportscar, with rifle cases and a RUGER box) "OK, get out of the car and keep your hands where I can see them" (while calling for backup).
And that is why we are such good friends. You drunken wonder.
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:03 am
by Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds
mythias wrote:
Thats for silly people who get arrested pissing on thier own car. Only idiots or crazy people do that..
Wait a second..
BWAAHHAAAHAHHAA!! I forgot about that!!
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:06 am
by mythias
brokenhearted wrote: LOL
Yup.
Apparently cops don't like it when you kick their car.
I warned him I'd do it...... what a knob.
That reminds me--
In 10th grade in my art photagraphy class we had to take a "damatic irony" picture. For mine, I had my camera and a fold-up tripod and roamed around on my bicycle until I found a cop car parked in a parking lot. I setup the camera quickly, a put a 30 second timer on it. I sat on the hood of the cop car, and pulled a bowl out of my bag and packed it as the camera took the picture. I was suspended for 10 days.
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:07 am
by Doespike
mythias wrote:brokenhearted wrote:LOL
Yup.
Apparently cops don't like it when you kick their car.
I warned him I'd do it...... what a knob.
They also dont like this:
State Trooper: "Any wepons or drugs in the car, sonny?"
Brad: "What the fuck you talking about, you fat doghnut eater speed nazi?"
State Trooper: (with smug offended look on his face, turning to look into the back of a half-stripped sportscar, with rifle cases and a RUGER box) "OK, get out of the car and keep your hands where I can see them" (while calling for backup).
Well of course, its the perfect hunting rig. Stripped out the back seats cause you don't want blood stains!! Could he not put 2 an d2 together??? Rifles duh, deer ain't gonna jump in the 3rd door!?!
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:07 am
by Dawn, Destroyer of Worlds
mythias wrote:brokenhearted wrote: LOL
Yup.
Apparently cops don't like it when you kick their car.
I warned him I'd do it...... what a knob.
That reminds me--
In 10th grade in my art photagraphy class we had to take a "damatic irony" picture. For mine, I had my camera and a fold-up tripod and roamed around on my bicycle until I found a cop car parked in a parking lot. I setup the camera quickly, a put a 30 second timer on it. I sat on the hood of the cop car, and pulled a bowl out of my bag and packed it as the camera took the picture. I was suspended for 10 days.
LOL
I love it!! That is awesome. You are my idol.
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:08 am
by mythias
brokenhearted wrote:
And that is why we are such good friends. You drunken wonder.
And that is why we are the debauched dictators! :hug:
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:10 am
by mythias
Doespike wrote:Well of course, its the perfect hunting rig. Stripped out the back seats cause you don't want blood stains!! Could he not put 2 an d2 together??? Rifles duh, deer ain't gonna jump in the 3rd door!?!
Well the problem was he asked me if I had any weapons in the car. I said no. Some were visible. I had 6 rifles and a handgun in the ITR along with hundreds of rounds of ammunition, and I believe I also had a pound or two of pyrodex/blackpowder.
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:11 am
by mythias
brokenhearted wrote:mythias wrote:
Thats for silly people who get arrested pissing on thier own car. Only idiots or crazy people do that..
Wait a second..
BWAAHHAAAHAHHAA!! I forgot about that!!
Yeah, thats one of my shameful drunken moments.
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:12 am
by Doespike
mythias wrote:Doespike wrote:Well of course, its the perfect hunting rig. Stripped out the back seats cause you don't want blood stains!! Could he not put 2 an d2 together??? Rifles duh, deer ain't gonna jump in the 3rd door!?!
Well the problem was he asked me if I had any weapons in the car. I said no. Some were visible. I had 6 rifles and a handgun in the ITR along with hundreds of rounds of ammunition, and I believe I also had a pound or two of pyrodex/blackpowder.
hahahhahahahahah NICE, just a lil weekend huntin' trip offeeesir
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:14 am
by Doespike
mythias wrote:brokenhearted wrote:mythias wrote:
Thats for silly people who get arrested pissing on thier own car. Only idiots or crazy people do that..
Wait a second..
BWAAHHAAAHAHHAA!! I forgot about that!!
Yeah, thats one of my shameful drunken moments.
On your own car?!?!?! Wow, I mean, I've pissed on my sneakers(not wearing them), but damn, not my Integra!#@$!
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:15 am
by mythias
brokenhearted wrote:LOL
I love it!! That is awesome. You are my idol.
LOL.. thanks... I think!
Less than a year later I was expelled from High School, and I never returned.
-Brad, who has 1 degree and soon will have 3 (picked up econ as another major since it will only take an additional 2 courses), without having ever graduated highschool or getting a GED. woot!
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:15 am
by mythias
Doespike wrote:mythias wrote:Doespike wrote:Well of course, its the perfect hunting rig. Stripped out the back seats cause you don't want blood stains!! Could he not put 2 an d2 together??? Rifles duh, deer ain't gonna jump in the 3rd door!?!
Well the problem was he asked me if I had any weapons in the car. I said no. Some were visible. I had 6 rifles and a handgun in the ITR along with hundreds of rounds of ammunition, and I believe I also had a pound or two of pyrodex/blackpowder.
hahahhahahahahah NICE, just a lil weekend huntin' trip offeeesir
Nope, ITR Militia meet.
Posted: August 23rd, 2006, 12:16 am
by mythias
Doespike wrote:mythias wrote:brokenhearted wrote:mythias wrote:
Thats for silly people who get arrested pissing on thier own car. Only idiots or crazy people do that..
Wait a second..
BWAAHHAAAHAHHAA!! I forgot about that!!
Yeah, thats one of my shameful drunken moments.
On your own car?!?!?! Wow, I mean, I've pissed on my sneakers(not wearing them), but damn, not my Integra!#@$!
Who said it was my ITR?