ITRCA

Kinda weird:

I have not graduated high school, yet I am in Who's Who of American Highschool Students..

I am unemployed, yet I am in Who's Who of Executives and Professionals..

Go figure.

mythias wrote:

Doespike wrote:

mythias wrote:

brokenhearted wrote:

mythias wrote: Thats for silly people who get arrested pissing on thier own car. Only idiots or crazy people do that..

Wait a second..

BWAAHHAAAHAHHAA!! I forgot about that!!

Yeah, thats one of my shameful drunken moments.

On your own car?!?!?! Wow, I mean, I've pissed on my sneakers(not wearing them), but damn, not my Integra!#@$!

Who said it was my ITR?

whew....

Doespike wrote: whew....

I would never piss on the ITR. I pissed on the NSX.

Just kidding.. I didnt have the NSX then. I pissed on my Malibu.

dang, people here disappear like the fire alarm was ppulled

<--- tried to shave drunk. My bad.

mythias wrote:

Doespike wrote:Well of course, its the perfect hunting rig. Stripped out the back seats cause you don't want blood stains!! Could he not put 2 an d2 together??? Rifles duh, deer ain't gonna jump in the 3rd door!?!

Well the problem was he asked me if I had any weapons in the car. I said no. Some were visible. I had 6 rifles and a handgun in the ITR along with hundreds of rounds of ammunition, and I believe I also had a pound or two of pyrodex/blackpowder.

I swear to god that is your biggest fetish!! A pound or two? WTF? LOL

Doespike wrote:dang, people here disappear like the fire alarm was ppulled

Im here bish! What j00 complaining about?

brokenhearted wrote:

mythias wrote:

Doespike wrote:Well of course, its the perfect hunting rig. Stripped out the back seats cause you don't want blood stains!! Could he not put 2 an d2 together??? Rifles duh, deer ain't gonna jump in the 3rd door!?!

Well the problem was he asked me if I had any weapons in the car. I said no. Some were visible. I had 6 rifles and a handgun in the ITR along with hundreds of rounds of ammunition, and I believe I also had a pound or two of pyrodex/blackpowder.

I swear to god that is your biggest fetish!! A pound or two? WTF? LOL

I must admit I do have a thing for explosives...

But hey, I manufacture my own ammunition and also have blackpowder muzzel loading rifles, so I always have around 9 lbs of smokeless powder (gunpowder) in various grains, and a pound or two of pryodex or blackpowder.

mythias wrote:

Doespike wrote:dang, people here disappear like the fire alarm was ppulled

Im here bish! What j00 complaining about?

I'm here.

Bradley, my liver is trying to revolt. I need something stronger than rum. Suggestions oh drunken one?

brokenhearted wrote:

mythias wrote:

Doespike wrote:Well of course, its the perfect hunting rig. Stripped out the back seats cause you don't want blood stains!! Could he not put 2 an d2 together??? Rifles duh, deer ain't gonna jump in the 3rd door!?!

Well the problem was he asked me if I had any weapons in the car. I said no. Some were visible. I had 6 rifles and a handgun in the ITR along with hundreds of rounds of ammunition, and I believe I also had a pound or two of pyrodex/blackpowder.

I swear to god that is your biggest fetish!! A pound or two? WTF? LOL

I keep meaning to take my Integra hunting on state land. what a sight, lil silver Integra, parked off-road in the snow amongst 8-10 beat up ol trucks, hehe.
I seriously almost bought one of those deerhead silhouette window stickers. First Acura with one I bet

mythias wrote:

<--- tried to shave drunk. My bad.

Dawnsie doesn't like blood.
Is that from when the cat tried to eat you and you almost cut your arm off?

brokenhearted wrote:

mythias wrote:

Doespike wrote:dang, people here disappear like the fire alarm was ppulled

Im here bish! What j00 complaining about?

I'm here.

Bradley, my liver is trying to revolt. I need something stronger than rum. Suggestions oh drunken one?

Bacardi 151, after you do shots with that shitte, everything else is just dogpiss

brokenhearted wrote:

mythias wrote:

Doespike wrote:dang, people here disappear like the fire alarm was ppulled

Im here bish! What j00 complaining about?

I'm here.

Bradley, my liver is trying to revolt. I need something stronger than rum. Suggestions oh drunken one?

Depends on the rum.. what rum are you drinking?

A tep up might be 100 proof absolute or 100 proof soco, or just find a liquor that you can make a more concentrated mixed drink than you are. Rum has a potent flavor, so mixed drinks tend to be weaker. Try vodka.. you can mix larger amounts into a mixer before it is too strong to drink.

Doespike wrote: Bacardi 151, after you do shots with that shitte, everything else is just dogpiss

Noted.
Thanks!

Doespike wrote:I keep meaning to take my Integra hunting on state land. what a sight, lil silver Integra, parked off-road in the snow amongst 8-10 beat up ol trucks, hehe.
I seriously almost bought one of those deerhead silhouette window stickers. First Acura with one I bet

I took my NSX fishing out her ein western PA. I drove down a narrow dirt road, pulled up in the grass along side 20 or so rusted out pick ups, got out of the NSX-T, rod, tackle box, and bait bucket in hand (about all you cn fit in that thing!). I got some WEIRD looks.

Doespike wrote:

brokenhearted wrote:

mythias wrote:

Doespike wrote:dang, people here disappear like the fire alarm was ppulled

Im here bish! What j00 complaining about?

I'm here.

Bradley, my liver is trying to revolt. I need something stronger than rum. Suggestions oh drunken one?

Bacardi 151, after you do shots with that shitte, everything else is just dogpiss

Ice cold 151 goes down very smoothly. I dont know why people complain about it.

brokenhearted wrote: Dawnsie doesn't like blood.
Is that from when the cat tried to eat you and you almost cut your arm off?

Nope, thats from about 10 minutes ago.

mythias wrote:Depends on the rum.. what rum are you drinking?

A tep up might be 100 proof absolute or 100 proof soco, or just find a liquor that you can make a more concentrated mixed drink than you are. Rum has a potent flavor, so mixed drinks tend to be weaker. Try vodka.. you can mix larger amounts into a mixer before it is too strong to drink.

*takes out pen and paper*

Gotcha. I will be going to the liquor store tomorrow.
Thank goodness we have a professional drunkard on our side!!

mythias wrote:

Doespike wrote:I keep meaning to take my Integra hunting on state land. what a sight, lil silver Integra, parked off-road in the snow amongst 8-10 beat up ol trucks, hehe.
I seriously almost bought one of those deerhead silhouette window stickers. First Acura with one I bet

I took my NSX fishing out her ein western PA. I drove down a narrow dirt road, pulled up in the grass along side 20 or so rusted out pick ups, got out of the NSX-T, rod, tackle box, and bait bucket in hand (about all you cn fit in that thing!). I got some WEIRD looks.

Isn't that the day you threatened to slap the ranger with a trout? LOL

mythias wrote:

brokenhearted wrote: Dawnsie doesn't like blood.
Is that from when the cat tried to eat you and you almost cut your arm off?

Nope, thats from about 10 minutes ago.

Yowza. You okay? You got your "frequent bleeder" card for the ER?

mythias wrote:

Doespike wrote:I keep meaning to take my Integra hunting on state land. what a sight, lil silver Integra, parked off-road in the snow amongst 8-10 beat up ol trucks, hehe.
I seriously almost bought one of those deerhead silhouette window stickers. First Acura with one I bet

I took my NSX fishing out her ein western PA. I drove down a narrow dirt road, pulled up in the grass along side 20 or so rusted out pick ups, got out of the NSX-T, rod, tackle box, and bait bucket in hand (about all you cn fit in that thing!). I got some WEIRD looks.

haha, those pics would've been golden! Maybe this year I'll get a pic of a deer tied to the roof, and blood draining off the trunk and spoiler, I'll be sure to share

brokenhearted wrote:

mythias wrote:Depends on the rum.. what rum are you drinking?

A tep up might be 100 proof absolute or 100 proof soco, or just find a liquor that you can make a more concentrated mixed drink than you are. Rum has a potent flavor, so mixed drinks tend to be weaker. Try vodka.. you can mix larger amounts into a mixer before it is too strong to drink.

*takes out pen and paper*

Gotcha. I will be going to the liquor store tomorrow.
Thank goodness we have a professional drunkard on our side!!

You are learning well my protege.

brokenhearted wrote:

mythias wrote:

Doespike wrote:I keep meaning to take my Integra hunting on state land. what a sight, lil silver Integra, parked off-road in the snow amongst 8-10 beat up ol trucks, hehe.
I seriously almost bought one of those deerhead silhouette window stickers. First Acura with one I bet

I took my NSX fishing out her ein western PA. I drove down a narrow dirt road, pulled up in the grass along side 20 or so rusted out pick ups, got out of the NSX-T, rod, tackle box, and bait bucket in hand (about all you cn fit in that thing!). I got some WEIRD looks.

Isn't that the day you threatened to slap the ranger with a trout? LOL

Actually, yes it was.

brokenhearted wrote:

mythias wrote:

brokenhearted wrote: Dawnsie doesn't like blood.
Is that from when the cat tried to eat you and you almost cut your arm off?

Nope, thats from about 10 minutes ago.

Yowza. You okay? You got your "frequent bleeder" card for the ER?

Every 10th visit is free!

Lets just say my styptic pencil gets a hell of a work out if I shave drunk.

Doespike wrote:haha, those pics would've been golden! Maybe this year I'll get a pic of a deer tied to the roof, and blood draining off the trunk and spoiler, I'll be sure to share

How about a picture of a dude in an NSX with a bug net draped over the thing, sitting in a parking lot, with a tripod with a pineapple juice can mounted on it sitting ontop the NSX, while he is sitting inside his NSX unshaven and unshowered and typing on a laptop.. a bedouin in an NSX if you will..